yankee fan: "It's 26 to 3, baby, what rivalry? You won't win again for 86 years." (they always get the stats wrong, remember)
Sox fan: "Okay, so we're still the lovable underdog, and you're still the evil empire?"
yankee fan: "No, you've got plenty of money, you're no different than the yanks."
Sox fan: "So we're even, then?"
yankee fan: [head explodes.]
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