[Scene: Visitors locker room at RFK Stadium, Washington, DC, about 9:30 PM Thursday. Two bats, er, walk into the locker room, albeit uncertainly.]
Bat #1: Man, she was so totally into you, man.
Bat #2: Nawww, she wasn't. She was just playin' around.
Bat #1: I'm serious, dude. Why didn't you get phone number? I just know --
[The bats bump right into Troy Glaus and Shawn Green, standing there,
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