[Scene: A major league ballpark in the Southwest United States]
.500: Hey there, A-Z, what's up?
Arizona Diamondbacks: Oh, .500. Wow. Haven't seen you for awhile. I'm, uh, OK. How, uh, are you doin'?
.500: Oh, you know, same ol' same ol'. Some good, some bad.
AZ: Wow. I haven't seen you, for, what, a year now?
.500: Yeahhhh….
AZ: So what happened? You left without even saying
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